{"categories":[],"created_at":"2020-01-05 13:42:22.089095","icon_url":"https://api.chucknorris.io/img/avatar/chuck-norris.png","id":"yM1IHwkzQce54Pfq1zemlg","updated_at":"2020-01-05 13:42:22.089095","url":"https://api.chucknorris.io/jokes/yM1IHwkzQce54Pfq1zemlg","value":"There are 5 rules that can be applied to almost every Chuck Norris movie. Rule 1: Chuck Norris never reloads Rule 2: Chuck Norris always hits first Rule 3: You can't run or hide from Chuck Norris Rule 4: Everything he touches becomes a weapon Rule 5: Chuck Norris never miss his targets"}