Chuck Norris Jokes Api - JSON API for random Chuck Norris jokes

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The children's song 'Knick-Knack-Paddy-Whack' is factually based on an incident that occured on Chuck Norris' 70th birthday in which he beat the hell out of 15 UFC fighters in a rice paddy using only his thumb, a shoe and a small porcelain figurine. Following this incident he then rolled on home and fed his dog a bone.

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