Chuck Norris Jokes Api - JSON API for random Chuck Norris jokes


Last year Chuck Norris went to Cannes Film Festival. On seeing him, a huge crowd of fans gathered, chanting "au-to-graph! au-to-graph!" in unison. Not to disappoint his ardent fans, he delivered a lightning fast roundhouse kick to the nearest fan, dropping him dead instantly. Chuck Norris beamed. The terrified fans changed their chant to "NO autograph! NO autograph! NO autograph!". Chuck Norris gave all of them his autograph anyway. Later in the evening he had sex with Gisele Bundchen.

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