Chuck Norris Jokes Api - JSON API for random Chuck Norris jokes


The Rolling Stones would have disbanded less than six months after they formed if Chuck Norris hadn't attended one of their early gigs and jumped onstage to play a devastatingly awesome guitar solo, thus terrifying them into staying together for decades. (Oh, and he also pimp-slapped Mick Jagger in the lips, permanently disfigureing him.)

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