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It just doesn't happen."},{"categories":[],"created_at":"2020-01-05 13:42:20.262289","icon_url":"https://api.chucknorris.io/img/avatar/chuck-norris.png","id":"WewlqvNETdassu_V1JmATA","updated_at":"2020-01-05 13:42:20.262289","url":"https://api.chucknorris.io/jokes/WewlqvNETdassu_V1JmATA","value":"On Day Zero, Chuck Norris created God."},{"categories":[],"created_at":"2020-01-05 13:42:20.262289","icon_url":"https://api.chucknorris.io/img/avatar/chuck-norris.png","id":"c-B5qouNQciQwHw8mrSbmQ","updated_at":"2020-01-05 13:42:20.262289","url":"https://api.chucknorris.io/jokes/c-B5qouNQciQwHw8mrSbmQ","value":"Chuck Norris weighs less than zero"},{"categories":[],"created_at":"2020-01-05 13:42:20.262289","icon_url":"https://api.chucknorris.io/img/avatar/chuck-norris.png","id":"tZa7_SyERqmFoFJZC0Aniw","updated_at":"2020-01-05 13:42:20.262289","url":"https://api.chucknorris.io/jokes/tZa7_SyERqmFoFJZC0Aniw","value":"There is a Chuck Norris fact number zero, but those who read it will get blind because that was Chuck Norrir's first created by Chuck Norris himself."},{"categories":[],"created_at":"2020-01-05 13:42:22.089095","icon_url":"https://api.chucknorris.io/img/avatar/chuck-norris.png","id":"fVnKRU8uQ8GRpzNE4Oe3CQ","updated_at":"2020-01-05 13:42:22.089095","url":"https://api.chucknorris.io/jokes/fVnKRU8uQ8GRpzNE4Oe3CQ","value":"When somebody divides by zero Chuck Norris punches a mexican baby."},{"categories":[],"created_at":"2020-01-05 13:42:22.701402","icon_url":"https://api.chucknorris.io/img/avatar/chuck-norris.png","id":"dbx4AejaTVyfpx-PVKjKmg","updated_at":"2020-01-05 13:42:22.701402","url":"https://api.chucknorris.io/jokes/dbx4AejaTVyfpx-PVKjKmg","value":"Chuck Norris is the greatest golfer in the world. 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Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, im Chuck Norris, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways."}]}