Chuck Norris Jokes Api - JSON API for random Chuck Norris jokes

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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, "Once I was swimming in a river, and an anaconda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck Norris just smiled and continued tending to the campfire with his penis.

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