Chuck Norris Jokes Api - JSON API for random Chuck Norris jokes

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Chuck Norris once had a running race with a tortoise. In the middle of the race, Chuck Norris decided to take a nap. The tortoise managed to cover the distance and win the race while Chuck Norris was sleeping. On realizing he had won the race, the shocked and fear-stricken tortoise ran and hid in the depths of the Pacific ocean. Long story short, Chuck Norris has the shell of that tortoise hung on the wall of his house as a message to everyone that "No one wins Chuck Norris, no matter what".

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