Chuck Norris Jokes Api - JSON API for random Chuck Norris jokes


A man once told Chuck Norris that he would like to go to Mars. Chuck Norris then bent the man over backwards, shoved the man's head up his own ass and then asked, "Do you want an express or first class flight?" The man said, "mumble mumble." Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him to Jupiter. This is because Chuck Norris doesn't know the names of the planets, nor does he give a shit about them.

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