Chuck Norris Jokes Api - JSON API for random Chuck Norris jokes

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There is a new unit of measurement called CNRKs [Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks]. 1 CNRK is enough to knock out something JUST tougher than 100000 lions. The Big Bang measured at 2 CNRKs, so far the only thing to certainly be more powerful than 1 CNRK. The Tsar Bomb, though, measured at a puny 0.0000327581 CNRKs, and the MOAB at 0.0000000000000000476738295873826782 CNRKs. The regular blink of a regular eye measured at an extremely puny 0.00000000000000000000000[insert 1000 zeroes here]6783758684 CNRKs.

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