Chuck Norris Jokes Api - JSON API for random Chuck Norris jokes

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Chuck Norris was a stowaway on board Apollo 13. When the astronauts encountered problems, Chuck took over the craft, and successfully navigated it back to earth to splash down in the Pacific. He told the pussies to keep it a secret or he would track them down and kill them. He then swam away before the recovery ship arrived.

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