Chuck Norris Jokes Api - JSON API for random Chuck Norris jokes

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When Chuck Norris goes into a bar, he likes to have his whiskey mixed with a little 72 oz. steak, five bullet fired fresh from an AK 47, piss from an agitated rattle snake and a slice of lemon. He squirts the lemon juice directly in his eyes before drinking the entire thing of whiskey, yelling, "CHUCK NORRIS HORNY!!" and then killing everyone in the bar with his overgrown mammoth of a penis.

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