Chuck Norris Jokes Api - JSON API for random Chuck Norris jokes

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You know that scene in Superman where Superman flies around the Earth to reverse it's spin and send time backwards? If you watch it frame by frame you will see a disappointed Chuck Norris at the North Pole shaking his head when he realizes that Superman is trying to do something impossible for a mere mortal of Krypton. But to help a brother out, Chuck Norris lets Superman get up to speed and roundhouse kicks the Earth to reverse the spin. He never did tell Superman the truth....mostly because he was still banging Lois Lane.

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