{"categories":[],"created_at":"2020-01-05 13:42:25.352697","icon_url":"https://api.chucknorris.io/img/avatar/chuck-norris.png","id":"LvSi6JwHRhK0uuFPWM-Xaw","updated_at":"2020-01-05 13:42:25.352697","url":"https://api.chucknorris.io/jokes/LvSi6JwHRhK0uuFPWM-Xaw","value":"The Chicago Cubs just signed Chuck Norris to a one year $2.5 billion contract thus assuring a 2012 World Series title. The contract, however, is contingent upon the Cubs also signing Albert Pujols...as Chuck's personal batboy."}