Chuck Norris Jokes Api - JSON API for random Chuck Norris jokes

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Chuck Norris makes Happy(the dwarf) be like Grumpy. If you have a "stay off my lawn" sign, this does not apply to Chuck Norris. he can stand wherever the hell he wants! If you see a spider in your room, don't freak out. just remember that there is worse. Chuck Norris could be standing in your room with a LARGE knife in his hand. or a bouquet of flowers. the knife makes more sense though..... If Chuck Norris was president, courts wouldn't exist because nobody disobeys Chuck Norris or anything he says/writes down Chuck Norris has never ever missed his target except for that one time.....wait....never mind.... that wasn't Chuck Norris.....never mind.

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