Chuck Norris Jokes Api - JSON API for random Chuck Norris jokes

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For Bruce Willis' birthday, he received a DVD of Chuck Norris banging Demi Moore while repeatedly yelling 'Yippee Ki Yay, Motherfucker'. Norris then felt a rare twinge of guilt, so he then sent Willis a DVD of him pummeling Ashton Kutcher with Charlie Sheen.

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