Chuck Norris Jokes Api - JSON API for random Chuck Norris jokes


Chuck Norris once ate at a restaurant and finished his meal ask the waiter to come over he wanted to give him something. the waiter thinking it was a round house kick killed him self and everyone within 10 miles killed them self. Chuck Norris laughed and said fine ill keep the tip. But annoyed that everyone thought it was a round house kick Chuck Norris brought everyone back to life and killed them again for thinking that. Moral of the story when Chuck Norris gives you something TAKE IT LIKE A MAN IDIOT

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