Chuck Norris Jokes Api - JSON API for random Chuck Norris jokes

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Norris 25:17. "The path of the righteous man (me) is beset on all sides by the inequities of the dumbasses and the tyranny of suited girlymen. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, sends boxes of cigars and crates of beer to me. For I am truly the Mack Daddy and the killer of lost children. And I will roundhouse kick thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to look at me sideways. And you will know I am the Lord, Chuck Norris, when I lay my vengeance upon you."

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