Chuck Norris Jokes Api - JSON API for random Chuck Norris jokes

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Chuck Norris raced Sonic The Hedgehog and lost... by about 3 Planck time. Ok, so they didn't race, but it's an estimate... Sonic's top speed: 45 miles per Planck time. Chuck Norris's top speed: 89.728 miles per 2 Planck times. By the way, in case you're wondering, one Planck time is 5.4 times 10-to-the-power-of-negative-44 seconds. That's how long it takes for light to travel one Planck LENGTH (16.162 times 10-to-the-power-of-negative-36-meters). Therefore, Chuck Norris is faster than light, and only a bit slower than Sonic.

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